Yes, even by the standards of this blog, that’s a strange headline. But, it’s not metaphorical or allegorical or any other “ical” type of thing. It’s totally on point. It’s a short tale to see how I’m getting beat up by a dead dolphin. The primary driver for this story is a dolphin. But the… Read more »
Slower than a falling dish! Less powerful than a double oven! Unable to leap over short tree roots! Is it a rubber chicken? Is it a weather balloon? No…it’s KLUTZMAN! Genetically endowed with the rare klutz gene, gifted to him by his more talented klutzy Dad, KLUTZMAN is an identity I have grown into. It… Read more »
As if anyone needs reminding: I don’t like cold. This is not a preferential statement; my body has a visceral reaction to cold that becomes physical in direct proportion to the amount of time I am exposed to colder temperatures. As it was in my unfortunate seat in Phoenix under the A/C blower for the… Read more »
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