Miss Communication

Miss CommunicationShe’s back, this time once again sharing contributions from our blog followers.

Authors, beginner and established, are begged to use professional editors to make sure problems don’t crop up in their writing. 

But what happens when even the editors miss a beat?  Take  a look at this month’s installment that we just had to call, Headline News.

<The following are all actual headlines from real newspapers>

Student excited dad got head job

Missippi’s literacy program shows improvement

Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference

Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs

Republicans turned off by size of Obama’s package

Illiteracy an obstable, study finds

Tiger Woods plays with own ball, Nike says

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25

Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons

Marijuana issue sent to a joint committee

Homeless survive winter:  Now what?

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree

Worker suffers leg pain after crane drops 800-pound ball on his head

Bridges help people cross rivers

City unsure why the sewer smells

Study shows frequent sex enhances pregnancy chances

Meeting on open meetings is closed

Man accused of killing lawyer receives new attorney

Puerto Rican teen named mistress of the universe

Meat head resigns

Hospitals resort to hiring doctors

New sick policy requires 2-day notice

Police arrest everyone on February 22nd

Rally against apathy draws small crowd

Starvation can lead to health hazards

The bra celebrates a pair of historic milestones this year

Total lunar eclipse will be broadcast live on Northwoods Public Radio

Miracle cure kills fifth patient

 

Take a scan through your newspaper and see if you can’t come up with your own!

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