Miss Communication


Miss CommunicationWell, it finally happened.  Miss C. is not willing to verify the accuracy of these supposed titles for “real” country songs.  They’re plenty bad and there’s plenty of them.  Some of them might actually be real!



  • Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road
  • Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
  • Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  • Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
  • Her Cheatin’ Heart Made a Drunken Fool Out Of Me
  • Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  • How Can A Whiskey That’s 6 Years Old Whup A Man That’s 33?
  • How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
  • I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  • I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  • I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
  • I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
  • I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
  • I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run
  • I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
  • I Knew I’d Hit Rock Bottom When I woke Up On Top Of Ewe
  • I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  • I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
  • I Wanna Whip Your Cow
  • I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town
  • I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!
  • I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
  • I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
  • I’m Having Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
  • I’m Not Married But The Wife Is
  • I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here
  • I’ve Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat
  • I’ve Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I’m Blue All The Time
  • I’ve Got Tears In My Eyes From Lying On My Back In Bed While I Cry Over You
  • If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
  • If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
  • If The Jukebox Took Teardrops, I’d Cry All Night Long
  • If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure
  • If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Who Will
  • If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
  • It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
  • Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
  • My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
  • My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  • She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  • Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
  • They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
  • You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
  • You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  • You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


Now, Miss C. would sure appreciate if any C&W fans out there could set her straight on whether any of those titles were actually real songs!

3 Responses to “Miss Communication”

  1. Abbe

    “Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight?)” is a novelty song by Lonnie Donegan. Released as a single in 1959, it peaked at number 3 in the UK Singles Chart.[2] It was also Donegan’s greatest chart success in the United States, reaching number five on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in 1961.[3]…from Wiki


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