Today is “prep” day. That means drinking the most repulsive cocktail of all time…in the name of health.
Yup, for those of you not old enough to have the pleasure, it’s colonoscopy day tomorrow and that means goop-drinking day today.
Last time I tried this (my first ever), I had about 3/4 down before Vesuvius. Ultimately, I had to buy something off the shelf at Walgreens that, surprise surprise, did just as well as this (now $135) stuff.
Nevertheless, I’m going to give it a go. I’ve got all their suggested “saviors” on hand: apple juice, lemon-lime soda, tea, etc. to try to offset the rancid taste. This is supposed to be a new formula, but I’m betting it’s just as bad. Psyche myself out much, eh?
(Again, for you newcomers, this test requires no eating for 24 hours prior and no dark fluids, in other words, the best tasting ones)
Ah, well, at least the whole ordeal will be over by mid-morning tomorrow.