Posts Categorized: Miss Communication

Miss Communication

Yeah, I know what you’ve been thinking.  Every day it’s the same thing.  Over and over about his road trip.  Doesn’t he have anything else to post about? Well, bunky, not for the next two months (and change).  But fear not, for lest you old-timers forget or newcomers be unaware, there’s a whole bunch of… Read more »

Miss Communication

  Here’s a classic example of why communication is so difficult, especially if English is your first language!            We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of… Read more »

Miss Communication

Going to the doctor is no laughing matter.  As hard as it is to read the scribbles on the prescription sheets, sometimes the conversations are just as confusing.  Like these, for example… A doctor gave a patient six months to live.  At the end of the six months, the patient hadn’t paid his bill, so,… Read more »

Miss Communication

Welcome back! Last time, we shared with you how even that bastion of journalistic propriety, our beloved newspapers, still managed to mess up their communication.  This time, we’ll show you some goofiness from a less careful group, sign makers. It’s come to our attention that some of you think Miss C. may be making this stuff… Read more »

Miss Communication

She’s back, this time once again sharing contributions from our blog followers. Authors, beginner and established, are begged to use professional editors to make sure problems don’t crop up in their writing.  But what happens when even the editors miss a beat?  Take  a look at this month’s installment that we just had to call, Headline… Read more »

Miss Communication

Well, it finally happened.  Miss C. is not willing to verify the accuracy of these supposed titles for “real” country songs.  They’re plenty bad and there’s plenty of them.  Some of them might actually be real!     Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The… Read more »

Miss Communication

She’s back with yet another installment of her monthly column illustrating the mishaps in life due to bad communication. This month’s installment: When good advertising goes horribly wrong…otherwise known as “lost in translation.” Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose”, into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea”. Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick”, a… Read more »

Miss Communication

This month’s installment: “I was misquoted!” (some oldies, but goodies)   “Smoking kills.  If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” Brooke Shields in an interview to become spokesperson for an anti-smoking campaign.   “I haven’t committed a crime.  What I did was fail to comply with the law.”  David Dinkins,… Read more »

Miss Communication

It’s always nice when we can use submissions from regular readers and Miss C. is happy for the time off from digging in the files for new material. In that spirit of teamwork, here is a piece dedicated to the hardworking mechanics at UPS Airlines. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form called… Read more »