Posts Categorized: Holidays

My goody bags are gonna stink this year

The headlines are still dismaying, so it’s time to segue into a little lightheartedness. Cue up the next Halloween blog post in which I detail why my goody bags are gonna stink this year. For those who came in late Each Halloween, for the last 20+ years, I give away goody bags to the kids…. Read more »

Putting the finishing touches on Halloween

It may come as a complete shock to you, but Halloween isn’t all about skeletons and tombstones. No, I mean, right? So, over the next few days or week, I’ll be putting the finishing touches on Halloween. Ghosts and clowns and spiders, oh my! The fence gang, my hanging batch of oddballs from clowns to… Read more »

Building a better Halloween display

While it’s not every day I think about Halloween, it’s pretty often. Why, even before last year, I was thinking, “How am I going to top this?” An idea formed. It seemed impractical, but here I am, building a better Halloween display. Building a better driveway display During and after Halloween month, social friends fire… Read more »

Thursday looks to be the day

After yesterday’s diversion, it’s time to address the really serious issue upcoming this month – Halloween! Though the Atlantic just spawned more potential concerns nearby, I can tarry no longer. Thursday looks to be the day. Explaining the explainable So, above you have the layout for this year’s Halloween display. It will be slightly smaller,… Read more »

Halloween is not just for outdoors anymore

Welp, the most current spinny threat has passed. As I wait for the next one, already out there in the Atlantic, it’s also time to start getting serious about Halloween. And, this year, Halloween is not just for outdoors anymore. Halloween is usually all about outdoors Of course, the main event is always about my… Read more »

Upping the ante for Halloween

Okay. The return to blogging week is over. Now that thematic writing is out of the way, it’s time for my trademark random goofiness. I can think of no better topic to start with than how I’m upping the ante for Halloween. Halloween is my time of year Oh yeah. You readers know it. My… Read more »

All I got for Christmas was food

Welp, here we are, the day after Christmas and I got no presents. No money or gift cards. No special keepsake or memorable trip. All I got for Christmas was food. Full disclosure Of course, in the interest of fairness, I should mention my oft-repeated qualifier that I’m not particularly religious. What religiousness still left… Read more »

Missing the retail madness

There was a time I used to enjoy shopping. Particularly holiday shopping. This was long before I became a hermit. Even before the burgeoning online shopping phenomenon. Yet, today, as I see more and more holiday ads, I feel a little pang. Perhaps I am missing the retail madness. Way back when We haven’t dusted… Read more »